tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post9158393503755538294..comments2008-11-07T18:40:20.480-08:00Comments on MMA News and UFC News: The MMA Post: Top 10 Funniest MMA Quotesthemmapost.comnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-88073722762683021812008-11-07T17:46:00.000-08:002008-11-07T17:46:00.000-08:002008-11-07T17:46:00.000-08:00You should of put a Nick Diaz quote. He says some ...You should of put a Nick Diaz quote. He says some entertaining stuff.War Wandynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-39651108027508299312008-10-30T16:47:00.000-07:002008-10-30T16:47:00.000-07:002008-10-30T16:47:00.000-07:00ufc 90 after the first round Koschek says to his c...ufc 90 after the first round Koschek says to his corner "what he hit me with" he didnt see the left hook that Thiago put on him... Koschek was thinking...hmm brick or baseball no just a fist?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-51238595600887475202008-07-24T09:06:00.000-07:002008-07-24T09:06:00.000-07:002008-07-24T09:06:00.000-07:00royce gracie in an interview before fighting matt ...royce gracie in an interview before fighting matt hughes "this is my house, I build it"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-40304429598694203562008-07-17T16:03:00.000-07:002008-07-17T16:03:00.000-07:002008-07-17T16:03:00.000-07:00I've always loved the exchange:Joe Rogan: "If you ...I've always loved the exchange:<BR/><BR/>Joe Rogan: "If you put Phil Baroni's brain in Pedro Rizzo's body, he would not lose."<BR/><BR/>Mike Goldberg: "and he would speak better english too".Bart Bwww.slcmma.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-11991364621381539532008-07-08T01:02:00.000-07:002008-07-08T01:02:00.000-07:002008-07-08T01:02:00.000-07:00Best quote ever; absolutely had me rolling last sa...Best quote ever; absolutely had me rolling last saturday. At UFC 86 during the lytle vs. Kos fight. When rogan and goldberg were talking about the cut on lytle's eye. I think rogan said it looked like the Eastman (belfort) cut. Then out of nowhere I think rogan just said "goat vagina" referring to the cut looked. Hmm.. we know what Joe Rogan does on his free time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-47597203685472303282008-06-12T22:02:00.000-07:002008-06-12T22:02:00.000-07:002008-06-12T22:02:00.000-07:00The best quote ever was when GSP was on sherdog ra...The best quote ever was when GSP was on sherdog radio trying to clarify his reasoning for writing off matt serra and instead of saying i'm not trying to kiss anyone's ass he said "I'm not trying to lick any butts"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-39484414576307107202008-06-11T07:34:00.000-07:002008-06-11T07:34:00.000-07:002008-06-11T07:34:00.000-07:00http://definr.com/living+deathNo need to thank me....http://definr.com/living+death<BR/><BR/>No need to thank me.Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03606395479878693857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-85344529161433231012008-06-09T05:09:00.000-07:002008-06-09T05:09:00.000-07:002008-06-09T05:09:00.000-07:00Joe Rogan talking shit to a heckler in one of his ...Joe Rogan talking shit to a heckler in one of his stand ups. "I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a lawn mower!" I laughed for days when I saw the video on youtube.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-37824565281040169272008-05-30T14:20:00.000-07:002008-05-30T14:20:00.000-07:002008-05-30T14:20:00.000-07:00I like when Forrest said after winning one of his ...I like when Forrest said after winning one of his fights, "I was a bit worried about my inflamed vagina coming into this fight." Classic.Herbertnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-29279049430290980812008-05-29T05:01:00.000-07:002008-05-29T05:01:00.000-07:002008-05-29T05:01:00.000-07:00I'm curious if quote nr 3 turns out to be true..ma...I'm curious if quote nr 3 turns out to be true..<BR/>maybe it won't be so funny after the summer.matt (belgium)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-91148351167225784232008-05-24T17:32:00.000-07:002008-05-24T17:32:00.000-07:002008-05-24T17:32:00.000-07:00Rampage before one of the Pride HW Championship to...Rampage before one of the Pride HW Championship tournament matches, "I hope this match doesn't take long cause I have to take a shit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-91544552731012624392008-05-08T03:13:00.000-07:002008-05-08T03:13:00.000-07:002008-05-08T03:13:00.000-07:00Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his br...Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!"<BR/><BR/>"My foot is very special to me." -Giant Silva<BR/><BR/>"I'm gonna smash your little head" - Ken to Tito.. I think he is the first person to ever refer to Tito's head as being small.<BR/><BR/>"I came in here as a professional,<BR/> that motherfucker didn't" - Ken Shamrock referring to Don Frye<BR/><BR/>GSP: "Matt Hughes beat me fair and square...I'm sorry, I'm still learning English; 'fairly squarely.'"Dhruvwww.madonionslicer.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-17194185437996423442008-03-30T01:12:00.000-07:002008-03-30T01:12:00.000-07:002008-03-30T01:12:00.000-07:00Rampage talking about Forrest Griffin as a coach i...Rampage talking about Forrest Griffin as a coach in the Ultimate Fighter. "Forrest is the type of guy, when he wipes his butt, he don't get it all."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-39365305453952445032008-03-29T23:16:00.000-07:002008-03-29T23:16:00.000-07:002008-03-29T23:16:00.000-07:00Another laugher from Rampage, on Forrest Griffen ....Another laugher from Rampage, on Forrest Griffen ... "He has a glass jaw ... he punches like a crack head"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-15133577244811314672008-02-28T16:48:00.000-08:002008-02-28T16:48:00.000-08:002008-02-28T16:48:00.000-08:00my favorite is where Diaz says weed smoking isnt g...my favorite is where Diaz says weed smoking isnt getting in the way of his fight career, but on the contrary his fight career is getting in the way of his weed smoking.Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05916854474018260121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-14371369985969384022008-02-22T08:36:00.000-08:002008-02-22T08:36:00.000-08:002008-02-22T08:36:00.000-08:00I always love the one when GSP told Hughes, "I wa...I always love the one when GSP told Hughes, "I was not impressed with your performance" Which he added some extra syllables in there. hahaJasonwww.yahoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-3413473752148909532008-02-18T21:52:00.000-08:002008-02-18T21:52:00.000-08:002008-02-18T21:52:00.000-08:00Rampage before the Arona fight. Announcer asks hi...Rampage before the Arona fight. Announcer asks him what's his strategy against Arona, Rampage says "there no strategy, I'm just gonna whoop his ass... that's my strategy, the whoop ass strategy"crapnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-60070009425050970002008-01-22T20:55:00.000-08:002008-01-22T20:55:00.000-08:002008-01-22T20:55:00.000-08:00One of the funniest quotes has to be during GSP's ...One of the funniest quotes has to be during GSP's post fight interview after defeating Sean Sherk. I think it was after being asked if there was a time during the fight where he knew he hurt Sherk, GSP responded in his pepe le pu like accent "I knew he was hurt when I hit him in the nose and he went AHHHHH..." That was absolutely priceless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4500236210690530511.post-40038252438847435382008-01-17T09:21:00.000-08:002008-01-17T09:21:00.000-08:002008-01-17T09:21:00.000-08:00the best quote is by renzo gracie talking before h...the best quote is by renzo gracie talking before his fight against bj penn. seriously that one beats all of themAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com